面人To一位前徵的男士一履v表，於是就填了@拥馁Y料....
主管看到後，sI流M面。
姓名：English or Chinese?
年g：Confidential
身高：Not related to the job
w重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
：Ericsson
子]件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班rg：the shorter the better
徵位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
Wv：Graduated at the wild chicken university
Z言能力：fluent in bullxxxxs
d趣：Sleeping and sleeping
生日：正月初七
v：Fooling around all the time
曾任位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautifulgirl, hopefully can
find in your company
未砥谕：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
接著，他再看第二位徵者r，@rB吃著的理t吐了出恚董事L更倒。
姓名：父母取的
年g：不小了
身高：很高
w重：中等
居住地：家e
：在身上
子]件：朋友臀疑暾的
上班rg：8小r
徵位：一位
Wv：如果I的有高中Wv
Z言能力：有
d趣：很多
生日：]到吧！
v：淼r候踩到狗屎，xxxx！
曾任位：小W有^m察喔！
已婚未婚：父母有Y婚
未砥谕：再找好工作
希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我