五食既on仔

[milky lotus]

有一日................
>> 五on仔S所, 比主任到,
>> 主任叫班主任诘匚A-,-
>> 老: "你食嘛?"
>> W生A: "食=.="
>> 老: "食? 好威! 返屋企叫家L!!"
>>
>> W生A返去之後叫其他四人: "阿sir你地
>> 食唔食唔好食呀. 有事我=.=""
>>
>> 之後...
>>
>>
>> 老: "你食嘛?"
>> W生B: "唔食-,-"
>> "钍呈l啦." 阿sir比左包薯l
>> W生B自然钌斐呻b手指A
>> 老: "唔食!? 返屋企叫家L黎!"
>> --------------------------------------------------
>> 老: " 食嘛?"
>> W生C: "唔食=.="" "
>> "钍呈l啦." W生C小小心心钣萌b手指拎薯l.
>> 心入面感激W生B.
>> 老: "唔cD 茄汁?"
>> W生C唔小心c多左D, 就拎碗D茄汁落去.
>> 老: "唔食? 灰得你钍焓!! 叫家L黎!!"
>> ------------------------------------------------------------------
>> 老: "食嘛"
>> W生D: "-,,-....唔食"
>> (W生D食完薯l已成身冷汗...)
>> W生D:"多x阿SIR, 右拔曳等ド咸美=.="
>> 老: "你唔拎D薯l比同W食?"
>> W生D: "S" 拎左l薯l放S耳仔上面. (=.=~)
>> 老: "唔使我v野啦. S"
>> --------------------------------------------------------------
>> 老: "食嘛"
>> W生E: "唔食..." (薯l好小心罘S袋拎走...)
>> W生ED身想走, 老突然叫: "校L黎喇!"
>> 只W生El薯l拎出黎掉落S地下用力踩....
>> 老: ..................

[penguin]

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