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【转帖】这个小姐像我老婆
这个小姐像我老婆 一次，我有一哥们喝高了，硬拉我们去卡拉OK，还说谁不去就跟谁急，我们没办法把他扶上车，往他家直奔了去，骗他说是去卡拉OK。 到了他家，他老婆开的门，他一把抱住他老婆还笑嘻嘻的对我们说："这小姐挺漂亮的，有点像我老婆！"他老婆脸色顿时就变了，只是看我们在没有发作，就回睡房了。 那老兄招呼我们到客厅坐着，要我们点歌，然后对我们说他上个厕所。 进了厕所不到一分钟，他家的电话就响起来了，他老婆出来接的电话，没听半分钟就 "啪"的把电话给摔了，接着那老兄就从厕所出来了，对我们兴高采烈的叫道："兄弟们 ，今晚好好的玩吧，我已经打电话回家说我今晚加班不回来了"，我们一看这架势马上一个个溜了。 后来据说那位老兄有一个星期没有去上班！ 呵呵，让大家开心一下。 |
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. - Morpheus, The Matrix It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure. - Agent Smith, The Matrix |
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