“世界小姐”暴笑问答

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: well, I can say that male organs in America are like　gentlemen.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms America: because it stands every time it sees a woman……
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull).
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: well, i can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: how can you say so?
Ms India: because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
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