9 reasons why Singapore isn't a good target for terrorist?

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1. Too confusing: Where IS Singapore?

2. Too valuable: Singapore is the place in Southeast Asia
with the best facilities to hold a terrorist conference.

3. Too risky : Your robes might get caught in MRT doors and
you could be dragged to your death.

4. Too expensive: To buy cars in Singapore to place the
bombs in them.

5. Too little airspace: Trying to fly a plane into a
building is too difficult as you're very likely to accidentally knock either airforce jets practicing for the National Day Parade or the Starhub blimp.

6. Too toublesome: To hit a sizeable mass of people, you
have to be constantly updated as to which part of the island is having a opening sale/closing sale/renovation sale/mid-year
sale/end-of-year/end-of-season/anniversary/pre-whatever/post-whatever/storewide/GreatSingapore/Heartland Singapore SALE;
orgiving away freetickets/books/gifts/Hello Kittys/balloons...

7. Too gross: You have to drink your recycled pee here. (
a.k.a New Water)

8. Too complicated: Before you conduct a campaign of
terror, you'll have to make sure you don't clash with the Courtesy Campaign, the Speak Good English Campaign, Romancing Singapore Campaign, etc, etc.


9. Too late: By the time the terrorists get here, most of
the Singaporeans would have emigrated anyway.