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懒学生的悲惨遭遇
有一次上课时，老师突然看到一位学生右手上绑着石膏，于是就问：“才几天不见，你的手怎么了？” 生：“断掉了！” 师：“啊！怎么会断掉的？” 生：“因为我太懒了,所以就断掉了……” 师：“太懒了手也会断掉？” 生：“不是啦，因为前几天我走在路上，走着走着有一个小石头就跑到我的鞋子里，因为我懒的把鞋脱下来把石头倒出来，就右手扶着电线杆，左脚在半空中摇啊摇，想把石头摇出来，结果后面突然跑来一个人，用棍子把我的手打断了……” 师：“为什么？” 生：“唉！他以为我触电了。” 
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☆～螺-旋-丸～☆ 
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2004-09-27
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哈哈，这个好笑 
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What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. - Morpheus, The Matrix It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure. - Agent Smith, The Matrix |
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