一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语
 

（我终于找到一个Chinglish可以跟我媲美的了！）



昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自
己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what
thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

rolf! 风月的同班同学？

rofl
fy not zai, abkl tomorrow come!*hoho *hoho

fengyue's x-gf? *flop *flop

前台小姐的听力还蛮好的嘛。*:P *:P *:P

hoho
 

jiangzhang jiangzhang wo ye yao.

听力这么好，口语这么。。。

fy not zai, fy got cut la, abkl tomorrow come! we can cut u also~~~~ *hoho *hoho