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forget · 2003-07-16

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: well, I can say that male organs in America are like　gentlemen.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms America: because it stands every time it sees a woman……
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull).
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: well, i can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: how can you say so?
Ms India: because it works day and night......
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
Question: how can you say so?
Ms Singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!

*hoho *hoho *hoho *hoho *hoho

**fengyue_xyj** · 2003-07-16

male organ...
又学到一个新词。。。

kekemi · 2003-07-16

oh,singapore的男人都这样的？point xxxx ,point xxxxxx....*hoho *hoho

abkl · 2003-07-16

do not understand the sgp one... but the rest very funny

castor · 2003-07-16

ppy abkl

SGP 的是说持久力的问题，可参见http://www.aolai.org/forums/showthre...&threadid=4345。再不明白问dancer去。

keai · 2003-07-17

Kao, I am living in Singapore, not singaporean!!! bite bite

kekemi · 2003-07-17

偶又没点名，某些人心虚，不打自招了不是？*hoho *hoho *hoho

castor · 2003-07-17

估计可爱数了数，在SGP 的没有其它的xxxx了。*end keai

2003-07-16	#1
forget 中级会员注册: 02年08月05日来自: Hell 帖子: 1,051 声望力: 34 声望: 11 精华:13 现金:118006两梁山币资产:118006两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：1 获会员感谢数：1	“世界小姐”暴笑问答　 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: well, I can say that male organs in America are like　gentlemen. Question: how can you say so? Ms America: because it stands every time it sees a woman…… (applause! applause!) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull). Question: how can you say so? Ms Spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. (applause! applause!) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: how can you say so? Ms Philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. Question: how can you say so? Ms Iran: because they like to enter through the back door. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: well, i can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: how can you say so? Ms India: because it works day and night...... (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. Question: how can you say so? Ms Malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). Question: how can you say so? Ms Singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! hoho hoho hoho hoho *hoho 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

2003-07-16	#3
kekemi 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: germany 帖子: 4,180 声望力: 65 声望: 20 精华:16 现金:363两梁山币资产:61307两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	oh,singapore的男人都这样的？point xxxx ,point xxxxxx....hoho hoho 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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2003-07-16	#4
abkl 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: 东西畔帖子: 1,693 声望力: 40 声望: 20 精华:3 现金:172300两梁山币资产:172300两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	do not understand the sgp one... but the rest very funny 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	一个帖子的最佳引人注意的办法原来是把签名弄大哦

2003-07-16	#5
castor 高级会员注册: 03年05月30日来自: 偶的足迹遍布亚非帖子: 1,033 声望力: 33 声望: 17 现金:134两梁山币资产:134两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	ppy abkl SGP 的是说持久力的问题，可参见http://www.aolai.org/forums/showthre...&threadid=4345。再不明白问dancer去。分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	偶的家乡美如画!

2003-07-17	#6
keai 方寸小妖道注册: 02年08月05日来自: 雪山绝顶帖子: 2,362 声望力: 47 声望: 10 现金:1718两梁山币资产:1762两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	Kao, I am living in Singapore, not singaporean!!! bite bite 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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2003-07-17	#7
kekemi 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: germany 帖子: 4,180 声望力: 65 声望: 20 精华:16 现金:363两梁山币资产:61307两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	偶又没点名，某些人心虚，不打自招了不是？hoho hoho *hoho 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

2003-07-17	#8
castor 高级会员注册: 03年05月30日来自: 偶的足迹遍布亚非帖子: 1,033 声望力: 33 声望: 17 现金:134两梁山币资产:134两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	估计可爱数了数，在SGP 的没有其它的xxxx了。*end keai 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter