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wangjing · 2003-06-11

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."

The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

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3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.

He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better".

The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"

The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

castor · 2003-06-11

2nd and 3rd are very funny. spank wangjing

abkl · 2003-06-11

You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

rofl

**fengyue_xyj** · 2003-06-11

rofl!!!!
these are funny! funny ya funny!
*rofl

2003-06-11	#1
wangjing 高级会员注册: 03年05月08日来自: USA 帖子: 434 声望力: 27 声望: 17 精华:2 现金:5400两梁山币资产:45400两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	可怕的拼写错误(ZZ) 1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." ------------------------------------------------------- 2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her." ------------------------------------------------------- 3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.' When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom" 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索。

2003-06-11	#2
castor 高级会员注册: 03年05月30日来自: 偶的足迹遍布亚非帖子: 1,033 声望力: 33 声望: 17 现金:134两梁山币资产:134两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	2nd and 3rd are very funny. spank wangjing 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
	偶的家乡美如画!

2003-06-11	#3
abkl 高级会员注册: 02年05月27日来自: 东西畔帖子: 1,693 声望力: 40 声望: 20 精华:3 现金:172300两梁山币资产:172300两梁山币致谢数: 0 获感谢文章数：0 获会员感谢数：0	You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom" rofl 分享分享这篇帖子 Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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