Dong Xi Zai Na Li?

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Mandarin version! (普通话版)
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>Bush: Dong xi zai na li? Kuai na chu lai !
>Saddam: Wo bu zhi dao.
>Bush: Fei hua, shao shuo, kuai na chu lai !
>Saddam: Wo zhen de bu zhi dao.
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>Hokkien version (福建话版)
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>Bush: Mi kia ti ta lok? Ka kin gia chut lai !
>Saddam: Wa mmm zai.
>Bush: Mai kong ah ne chuay, kin gia chut lai !
>Saddam: Wa jin a mmm zai.
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>Cantonese version (广东话版)
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>Bush: Di yeh sao hai bin toh? Fai ti kao chut lei !
>Saddam: Ngoh mmm chi doh.
>Bush: Fei wah xiu kong, kao chut lei !
>Saddam: Ngoh zhen hai mmm chi doh.
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>Phua Chu Kang version (这个不知道， 可能是新语版)
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>Bush: Where is the thing ah? Take out ah !
>Saddam: I dunno.
>Bush: Don pray pray ah, faster take out !
>Saddam: I really dunno lah.