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Fanta 2003-05-17 02:27

The problems with GUYS !!!!
 
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from COUNTRYSIDE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, give them some laughter ...

starsea 2003-05-17 02:45

sweat fanta.

I have great pity for fanta's bf and/or future husband.

kekemi 2003-05-17 03:33

spank fanta
这么透彻的东东也被你找到了~*hoho

fengyue_xyj 2003-05-17 08:42

if change the position of guys and gals above. I think most of them are the same.
*nod fengyue

dancer 2003-05-17 13:04

agree fengyue!!!

support man!!

public 2003-05-17 13:51

fengyue对man 和 woman 都有深刻的体会
所以只有fengyue才能总结的这么经典
model fengyue

Maque 2003-05-17 19:10

public说的好

abkl 2003-05-17 23:58

Only one thing i can say, yes, guys maybe bad sometime, but hey, stop complaining, it is not like women are any better.

icuras 2003-05-18 03:47

*9494 fanta
slogan men
*9494 public, said what i wanted to say.

spell 2003-05-18 11:44

引用:

最初由 fengyue_xyj 发布
if change the position of guys and gals above. I think most of them are the same.
*nod fengyue

oic, that is the reason that fengyue change his/her gender from guy to gal.

Piao 2003-05-23 03:52

depends on the eyes of the beholder

不同的人有不同的看法吧


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