>From: "Aslam Zahir"
>To: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>Subject: Sentiments
>Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 10:26:42 +0300
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>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
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> chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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> toxic waste.
>
> - David Bissonette
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> When a man steals your wife, there is no better
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> revenge than to let him keep her.
>
> - Sacha Guitry
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> Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside
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> desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get
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> out.
>
> - Montaigne
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>
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
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> coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
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> stay together.
>
> -- Hemant Joshi
>
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> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
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> happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
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> philosopher.
>
> -- Socrates
>
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>
> A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
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> the husband gives and the wife takes.
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> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
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> from achieving them.
>
> -- Dumas
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> The great question... which I have not been able to
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> answer... is, "What does a woman want?
>
> -- Freud
>
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>
> The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
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> They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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>
> I had some words with my wife,
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> and she had some paragraphs with me.
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> "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
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> years."
>
> - Sam Kinison
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> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even
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> faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
>
> - James Holt McGavran
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> "The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at
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> home too much."
>
> - Colin Chapman
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> "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
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> left me and the second one didn't."
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> - Patrick Murray
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> My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long
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> as I don't enjoy it.
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> The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to
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> keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
>
> -- Groucho Marx
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> You know what I did before I married? Anything I
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> wanted to.
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> -- Henny Youngman
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> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
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> wrong.
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> -- Milton Berle
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> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
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> enemy.
>
> -- Anonymous
>
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> Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be
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> reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
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>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
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> wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They
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> all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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>
> Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer
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> contains small traces of female hormones. To prove
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> their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and
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> observed that 100 of them started talking nonsense and
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> couldn't drive...
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>
> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
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> Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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>