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Castor: 其实中文翻译失色不少，不过既然有人辛辛苦苦翻了，俺
一个ZT的也就不改了。大家不看就是。*lazy
经过前几天那个堕胎遗书的打击，我决定再也不去什么文学田地什么泥滩
心情版了。象今天斑斑贴的什么大话西游苛刻米贴的母爱，俺就都没看，
估计也不是什么好事。
建议和我一样怕受心灵创伤的同学对以下同学的帖子慎重些：
1。饭塔。这个疯猫特爱贴鬼故事，吓人悉悉的，不过还算讲浆糊道义，
只要不去异灵就问题不大。
2。斑斑，这个人鱼受了安徒生的害，特容易感伤，还经常配上插图骗
眼泪。
3。颗颗米，其实颗颗米的帖子还是比较喜闻乐见的，但是她看的
东西太杂，难免转些触目惊心的帖子来。
好了不说了，一下子得罪了3个MM，明显的前几天刺激的副作用。
*hoho *hoho 。大家看笑话吧。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要s用水,和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
勰愕泥居,不^e她老公抓到.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每人都游,是如此美味.
「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go to sleep.
「F在的粝Q定著你的.」所以是睡X吧.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每成功男人的背後,都有一女人.每不成功男人的背後,都有.
金玉鲅(二)
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
矍榫拖裾掌,需要黑暗砼囵B.
(老外也保守,要摸黑k事,哈哈!)
Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩生出意外,後排座位上的意外生出小孩.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每男人都Y婚,竟，快凡皇巧活中唯一的追求.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
明人不Y婚,一旦Y婚就不明了.
金玉鲅(三)
「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours!
「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好小r(l呆).
「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk?
「努力工作不死的!」不^何必冒那U呢?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是相Φ,他砗芏嘤H戚.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
e等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧.
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.
有比在早上醒砀好的方式_始新的一天。
金玉鲅(四)
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
n票不是一切的,?A HREF="mailto:@世上有信用卡.">@世上有信用卡.
A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服就像FzW,它保l了I土,但不妨K.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神Q定了l是你的H戚,感x上帝在x衽笥逊矫,o我留了N地.
When two's company, three's the result!
人作伴，Y果就成了三人!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
W得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘得越多;
忘得越多,知道得越少.
致镔M那湃W?!